April 2019

There is a list of essentials that every smart girl needs in order to make it. There’s the emergency cash that’s stashed away inside your bra, condoms, and a quality makeup kit that’s guaranteed to get yourself looking like a 10 every time you roll up. I wouldn’t want any of my girls experiencing the same ratched-ass makeup slips I’ve had in the past, so think of this as an early Christmas present from your favorite sex genie; the best sex proof makeup tips that actually work:
 

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I still remember the clothes we were wearing and how he tasted so sweet and clean for a guy that was constantly high on kush. I was in a white button down, tight jeans, heels. He was in a black sweater and dark jeans. I knew the moment I asked to crash at his place because my lecture got cancelled that I’d thoroughly regret.
 

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Let’s be real -- our sex ed classes were far from glamorous, and after a while, reverse cowgirl can only do so much. I’m not saying that there comes a point where sex because a routine, because sex is always going to feel fucking fantastic. I will, however, throw it out there that there are certain moves we can throw into the mix that’s guaranteed to get our men drooling. Because it’s a given that women are sex machines capable of commanding for the night, most men expect us ladies to do all the work -- which is where the problem starts. Women don’t follow, they lead.
 

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Once my arsenal's packed and fully loaded, I focus on my face. My usual makeup routine isn’t heavy; I always play up the eyes with generous coats of mascara, groomed brows, and a deep, rose-colored pout.Contrary to popular belief escorts aren’t glorified hookers. We look fucking fantastic every single time without the cheap perfume and tacky leather anything, FYI. My outfits vary. Most of the time I can get away with anything black and tight, but for clients that are particular about the clothes that I wear I switch it up to please them. Sometimes it’s all soft, dainty and feminine - I get to bust out the tight cashmere sweaters and short skirt for this number - while sometimes they something a little more out there, to which they’ll have to put down extra for.
 

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If you thought an escort’s day was all nipple clamps, cheap body glitter, and blow jobs 24/7, I’ll have to stop you right there honey. Contrary to popular belief, we aren’t magical pixies that reside in sex dens with the stamina of 40 horses. Hell - you could have passed by me doing the groceries in my juicy couture sweats just last week.
 

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